How's That Again?

• A day without sunshine is like, night.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• Honk if you love peace and quiet.
• The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?

[Thanks to my friend Al Booher for sharing.]