How Would You Fare in This Scenario?

My friend sent this photo in a forwarded email several days ago:

I am so proud.

That is, if indeed the person clicking the shutter on the camera is the owner of this living room. (We hope it's not the babysitter!) I'm sure a person can count all the way to ten while locating a camera, turning on the flash, focusing, telling the children to say "cheese" and then shooting the picture, right? Perhaps the photo was taken to accompany an insurance claim.(I hope they bought disaster coverage!)

We don't know the particulars here, but can only hope that these little munchkins got all cleaned up and sent to Grandma's for the day while Mom and Dad return to normal. These guys can count on this story being told and retold at family gatherings long into their adult years.