Ever Wonder...

When a vulture is dying, who circles the vulture?

If rice is in rice crispies, and wheat is in Wheaties, what's in Captain Crunch?

If tow truck drivers park in a no-parking zone, who tows them away?

Has anyone ever said "Man, that's good tofu"?

When you feed a baby with a spoon, why is your mouth always open?

If Wales is just one country, why isn't it called just Wale?


[From www.airfarce.com, "Confused Philosopher" sketches. Thanks, Tena.]